Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
(via bonushumor)
| Me: | Omg, you're such a good cuddler. |
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| Pillow: | |
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| Me: | Shhh. Don't speak. |
Walking a dog vs walking a cat.
